Name: Kitschy Candles
Brand: Fun Club
Price: 16.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Calm yo' ass down

You're a total weirdo

Chill bitch

Zen as f*ck

I really f*cking love you

In loving memory of when I gave a shit

You're amazeballs

Freaking amazing mom

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Hilarious candles that actually smell really good!

The perfect gift for you or any of your funny friends, these candles are the catalyst for guaranteed smiles at any occasion.

9 oz soy wax candle
class jar with lid
50+ hour burn time
Hand poured in the USA!

Hover over the photo to read each uniquely funny label to find the perfect one for you or a friend.

$7 flat rate shipping but FREE shipping on orders over $100.

Hey, Sassy!

This is Ali Joy, the owner and currator of MWB. She tries on every style to ensure quality and make sure we can give as many fit details as possible.

Ali is approximately 5'6 with pretty average proportions. She typically wears a size 10/11 jeans to accomodate her ample thighs and surplus junk in the trunk. She normally prefers a medium or large top, mostly because she hates when shirts or jackets pull across the shoulder blades (RIP Chris Farley in a little jacket) but her chest is a small a/b cup.

Now that you know all Ali's closet secrets😜, if you have any additional questions, just hit the "Ask a question" tab. Clearly she's not afraid to spill the tea.

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The process

Does this piece speak to the person you strive to be?

1. Add your perfect size to cart and purchase.

2. It'll leave here within two business days.

3. Put it on and walk around with your head held high, knowing you are capable of anything you set your mind to.

When she puts on an MWB piece,

she can't wait to go do big things. There's no time for wasting on the couch or in the shallow end; she's out defying the odds and leaving a legacy in her wake.

Testimonials

★★★★★
I have ordered several items over the past few years and can honestly say the process has been 5 stars each time! The quality was great, they surprisingly fit me (I'm tall and hard to fit), there are cute thank you notes on the email reciepts and packages, and the service was fast. Oh, and I LOVE her marketing videos!
Cathy
Cape Carteret, NC

★★★★★
I visited your booth at NWSS two years in a row and it is always my favorite stop to make! 12/10⭐
Jo
Fort Collins, CO

★★★★★
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐online and in person! Easy peasy 💞 super fast and always fun catching up.
Moni
Golden, CO

★★★★★
I wear my reversible shacket I bought from you pretty much everyday! Thank you!
Ali
Denver, CO

★★★★★
I visit you every year at the stock show and have loved every piece!
Katie
Arvada, CO

Kitschy Candles

Hilarious candles that actually smell really good!

The perfect gift for you or any of your funny friends, these candles are the catalyst for guaranteed smiles at any occasion.

Testimonials

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