Valerie Pants

Hey, Sassy!

This is Ali Joy, the owner and currator of MWB. She tries on every style to ensure quality and make sure we can give as many fit details as possible.

Ali is approximately 5'6 with pretty average proportions. She typically wears a size 10/11 jeans to accomodate her ample thighs and surplus junk in the trunk. She normally prefers a medium or large top, mostly because she hates when shirts or jackets pull across the shoulder blades (RIP Chris Farley in a little jacket) but her chest is a small a/b cup.

Now that you know all Ali's closet secrets😜, if you have any additional questions, just hit the "Ask a question" tab. Clearly she's not afraid to spill the tea.

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RETURN POLICY

We want you to feel like a total badass in everything you wear.
If something isn’t hitting like it should, we’ve got you—we’ll help you find the piece that does.

Because we carry limited, curated styles (and when it’s gone, it’s gone), we’ve created a return policy that keeps things fair, clear, and easy for everyone.

💫 Return Window

We gladly accept returns within 10 days of purchase (in-store) or 10 days from delivery (online orders).

Items must meet our return guidelines below to be eligible.

🔁 In-Store Purchases

All in-store purchases are eligible for:

• Store credit
• Exchange

We do not offer refunds to the original form of payment for in-store purchases.

Store credit never expires—so you can take your time finding your next obsession.

📦 Online Orders

For online purchases, we offer:

• Store credit (preferred)
• Refund to original payment method (excluding original shipping costs)

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.

🔥 Final Sale Items

The following items are final sale and not eligible for return or exchange:

• Sale or clearance items
• Accessories (jewelry, hats, bags, etc.)
• Bodysuits, intimates, or personal wear items
• Seasonal or holiday-specific pieces

These pieces are often limited-run or specialty items, so once they’re yours—they’re yours.

✔️ Return Conditions

To be accepted, items must be:

• Unworn and unwashed
• Tags still attached
• Free of makeup, deodorant, perfume, smoke, or any scent
• Free of pet hair or damage

Items that do not meet these standards will not be accepted for return.

🧾 Receipt Policy

• With receipt: full store credit or eligible return
• Without receipt: store credit issued at the lowest selling price

💬 Exchanges

Need a different size or something that fits your vibe better? We’re happy to help you exchange your item.

Our team is here to style you into something you love—just ask.

🚨 Damaged or Incorrect Items

If you receive an item that is damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 3 days of delivery at:

📧 MermaidWalkingBoutique@gmail.com

We’ll make it right—quickly.

💖 A Note From Us

At Mermaid Walking, we’re not just selling clothes—we’re helping you show up as her.

Our return policy is designed to:

• Keep our collections fresh and intentional
• Protect our small business
• And still take amazing care of you

If something doesn’t feel right, come talk to us. We’ll always do our best to find a solution that leaves you feeling confident and taken care of.