Create Your Own Midlife Crisis Book
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Create Your Own Midlife Crisis is a fun and humorous choose-your-own-path book on making risqué and bold choices in the prime of midlife, giving you the chance to try countless roads not yet taken.
What's the worst that could happen?
Are you on the far side of forty and wondering how you ended up here? Do you secretly wish you could set flame to everything and walk away in slow motion, leave your tedious responsibilities and boring routines behind, and start life over again?
What if you could?
In the classic choose-your-own-path style, gives you unlimited chances to try all the roads not taken:
To quit your stupid job, turn to page 108.
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