You Tried Trophy
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You may not have won, but at least you tried! This perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. Smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion.
• 1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box
• Also includes Certificate of an Attempt Being Made: FOR ACKNOWLEDGING A RANGE OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -You tried & won. -You tried & lost. -Participation award. -Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.
• Bonus: Trophy can also be used as an egg cup!
• Makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, office mascot, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything.
• Great for followers of Adam J. Kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor.
$7 flat rate shipping but FREE shipping on orders over $100.
Hey, Sassy!
This is Ali Joy, the owner and currator of MWB. She tries on every style to ensure quality and make sure we can give as many fit details as possible.
Ali is approximately 5'6 with pretty average proportions. She typically wears a size 10/11 jeans to accomodate her ample thighs and surplus junk in the trunk. She normally prefers a medium or large top, mostly because she hates when shirts or jackets pull across the shoulder blades (RIP Chris Farley in a little jacket) but her chest is a small a/b cup.
Now that you know all Ali's closet secrets😜, if you have any additional questions, just hit the "Ask a question" tab. Clearly she's not afraid to spill the tea.
