Two Drinks Mug
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Two Drinks Mug
For the woman who laughs through the chaos… and sips through the rest.
This vintage-style sass mug is the perfect mix of classy and unbothered. Featuring a fabulously composed woman and the iconic line “She was two drinks away from proving his mother right,” it’s basically a whole sitcom in cup form.
It’s witty, bold, and guaranteed to crack up anyone who’s ever been in a relationship with… well, a mother-in-law.
Perfect for: besties, newlyweds, the brutally honest, the chronically sarcastic, and anyone who copes with humor and a glass of wine.
How it makes her feel: amused, validated, and slightly dangerous in the best possible way.
Why it’s special: because a good mug doesn’t just hold your drink—it holds your truth.
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Hey, Sassy!
This is Ali Joy, the owner and currator of MWB. She tries on every style to ensure quality and make sure we can give as many fit details as possible.
Ali is approximately 5'6 with pretty average proportions. She typically wears a size 10/11 jeans to accomodate her ample thighs and surplus junk in the trunk. She normally prefers a medium or large top, mostly because she hates when shirts or jackets pull across the shoulder blades (RIP Chris Farley in a little jacket) but her chest is a small a/b cup.
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