Stop Judging Me T-shirt
- Low stock - 1 item left
- Inventory on the way
Dear Santa, Stop Judging Me Tee
Because she’s doing her best… and her best is festive, chaotic, and a little unhinged.
This unisex tee is for the holiday queen who may not make the “nice” list, but definitely makes the party fun. Soft, comfy, and full of personality, it’s the perfect not-so-subtle message to the big guy in red—and anyone else keeping score this season.
Wear it to cookie swaps, gift shopping, office parties, or anywhere you want to remind the world that perfection is overrated and joy is the real goal.
Perfect for: sassy besties, barely-holding-it-together moms, holiday rebels, and anyone who loves Christmas but refuses to be judged for how they survive it.
How it makes her feel: confident, playful, unapologetic, and lightly feral (in a cute way).
Why it’s special: because Christmas is supposed to be fun—not a performance review.
Unisex fit, short sleeve, holiday t-shirt. True to size.
$7 flat rate shipping but FREE shipping on orders over $100.
Hey, Sassy!
This is Ali Joy, the owner and currator of MWB. She tries on every style to ensure quality and make sure we can give as many fit details as possible.
Ali is approximately 5'6 with pretty average proportions. She typically wears a size 10/11 jeans to accomodate her ample thighs and surplus junk in the trunk. She normally prefers a medium or large top, mostly because she hates when shirts or jackets pull across the shoulder blades (RIP Chris Farley in a little jacket) but her chest is a small a/b cup.
Now that you know all Ali's closet secrets😜, if you have any additional questions, just hit the "Ask a question" tab. Clearly she's not afraid to spill the tea.
