Coffee Money - Vice Wallet
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Coffee Money — Vice Wallet Keychain
For the woman whose love language is caffeine and who refuses to apologize for it.
This PU-leather keychain wallet is the ultimate companion for morning lattes, afternoon pick-me-ups, and every “I deserve this” stop at her favorite coffee shop. With chic gold-foil lettering, two front card slots with a snap closure, a zippered pocket for cash or coins, and two more card slots on the back, it keeps her essentials tight, tidy, and ready for the next espresso-fueled adventure.
Clip it to your keys, your tote, or your go-to coffee run bag—and never again be caught digging for your card like a gremlin before caffeine hits.
Perfect for: coffee queens, matcha girls, espresso shot warriors, and anyone powered by vibes and hot beverages.
How it makes her feel: energized, organized, and like the main character in a coffee shop rom-com.
Why it’s special: because coffee is self-care… and this wallet totally gets it.
Hey, Sassy!
This is Ali Joy, the owner and currator of MWB. She tries on every style to ensure quality and make sure we can give as many fit details as possible.
Ali is approximately 5'6 with pretty average proportions. She typically wears a size 10/11 jeans to accomodate her ample thighs and surplus junk in the trunk. She normally prefers a medium or large top, mostly because she hates when shirts or jackets pull across the shoulder blades (RIP Chris Farley in a little jacket) but her chest is a small a/b cup.
Now that you know all Ali's closet secrets😜, if you have any additional questions, just hit the "Ask a question" tab. Clearly she's not afraid to spill the tea.
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RETURN POLICY
We want you to feel like a total badass in everything you wear.
If something isn’t hitting like it should, we’ve got you—we’ll help you find the piece that does.
Because we carry limited, curated styles (and when it’s gone, it’s gone), we’ve created a return policy that keeps things fair, clear, and easy for everyone.
💫 Return Window
We gladly accept returns within 10 days of purchase (in-store) or 10 days from delivery (online orders).
Items must meet our return guidelines below to be eligible.
🔁 In-Store Purchases
All in-store purchases are eligible for:
- Store credit
- Exchange
We do not offer refunds to the original form of payment for in-store purchases.
Store credit never expires—so you can take your time finding your next obsession.
📦 Online Orders
For online purchases, we offer:
- Store credit (preferred)
- Refund to original payment method (excluding original shipping costs)
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.
🔥 Final Sale Items
The following items are final sale and not eligible for return or exchange:
- Sale or clearance items
- Accessories (jewelry, hats, bags, etc.)
- Bodysuits, intimates, or personal wear items
- Seasonal or holiday-specific pieces
These pieces are often limited-run or specialty items, so once they’re yours—they’re yours.
✔️ Return Conditions
To be accepted, items must be:
- Unworn and unwashed
- Tags still attached
- Free of makeup, deodorant, perfume, smoke, or any scent
- Free of pet hair or damage
Items that do not meet these standards will not be accepted for return.
🧾 Receipt Policy
- With receipt: full store credit or eligible return
- Without receipt: store credit issued at the lowest selling price
💬 Exchanges
Need a different size or something that fits your vibe better? We’re happy to help you exchange your item.
Our team is here to style you into something you love—just ask.
🚨 Damaged or Incorrect Items
If you receive an item that is damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 3 days of delivery at:
📧 MermaidWalkingBoutique@gmail.com
We’ll make it right—quickly.
💖 A Note From Us
At Mermaid Walking, we’re not just selling clothes—we’re helping you show up as her.
Our return policy is designed to:
- Keep our collections fresh and intentional
- Protect our small business
- And still take amazing care of you
If something doesn’t feel right, come talk to us. We’ll always do our best to find a solution that leaves you feeling confident and taken care of.
